Well, of the two stories in the article, Portman’s has more of an “ick” factor, but it’s certainly not a #metoo situation. And Natalie can be a pretentious ass herself.

Wait, why do we hate Moby now?

Speaking as someone who’s had an implant, I can tell you insurance does cover them to some extent now if you need one. And yes, people with severe teeth issues will get dentures, but it’s not nearly as common as it used to be because dentistry has changed significantly since 1847.

But if you smiled more in your teens your crow’s feet and laugh lines would be more pronounced.  So, win-win?

I did too - well, in Brooklyn not Dallas. Got Friday matinees for both Infinity War (last year) and Endgame at the Alamo. Those were good days my friend.

If you are fortunate enough to live in a city with an Alamo cinema drafthouse, I cannot recommend their morning matinees enough. Their breakfast menus are fantastic

How else would you have them access your tooth? Back then there was no such thing as a root canal; it was expected that you’d lose all your teeth eventually, so if a tooth was bad they’d just pull it. Implants are also fairly new - when was the last time you heard anyone younger than your grandparents getting fitted…

I, knowing that she will not raise her voice to stop me, decide to shit safely in the good bathroom.

In the rare instances where I can fly business class (or Virgin Atlantic) I am perfectly content flying. It’s those cheap cardboard economy seats on any flight more than 2 hours that are murder on my coccyx.

I’m coming up on my 12 wedding anniversary - being able to make each other genuinely laugh at least 3-4 times/week is one of the most important aspects of a successful marriage IMO.

When he was a contestant on that Food Network show (Next Food Network Chef, or something?) he came across as funny, likable and pretty comfortable in his own skin. I think the skyrocketing celebrity that occurred afterwards, plus the cheesy Applebee’s-like restaurants didn’t endear him to a lot of people, but he is…

Yeah she really has horrible horrible fashion sense - the best she’s looked was at her father’s funeral where she was forced to wear black.

Why do you guys re-post articles with very obvious “best by” dates? I thought this as a new McCain meltdown and it turns out it’s almost a month old.

That is a lot of pork products

Oh there is no bottom in this Age of Trump

Probably arguing about which team is going to have the more disappointing season.

Repressing childhood trauma?

Michael Jackson only raped me one time, but other than that, fantastic guy!

He got re-elected primarily because of Trump (the mayoral election was in 2017) and a fairly weak GOP opponent.

It’s the no eyebrows thing