Sounds like he’s gotten himself into quite a...predicament.

Its the same reason Trump can’t fire people face-to-face.

It makes more sense if they got mixed up and put her picture on an interview they did with The Price is Right hostess Drew Careymore.  That might explain things.  You know how all those honkies look alike...

You seem sleepy.  Maybe take the rest of the day off.  

“Her shame should be great for having laid with the 17 men, but the greater shame is that no shame was found!”

Happy to hear she’s comfortable with her current mass.

Drew: I have no recollection of conducting any interview with your magazine.

I will never take seriously a city whose name sounds like a five-year-old making gunshot noises.

If Brian Dennehy did mow down a bunch of foreigners with a machine gun, I bet he’d only remember about 25% of their names and still be charming as all hell while describing it.

Bitches leave.

In this version, the bitches do not leave for another 45 minutes.  

This is the second time in three weeks I get to bring up Gladiator. Brian Dennehy played a great villain. Seeing him in old timey wrestling trunks was pretty funny though.

I’ll never forget my mother’s dismissal of Titanic - “Kate Winslet is a
woman and he’s just this little lapdog.”

I am a pretty big Brian Dennehy fan too, but the main thing I remember about the Jack Reed movies was Charles S Dutton played his partner, and the two of them as cops getting out of like a Chevy Cavalier that they made look like a matchbox car due to their hugeness and imposingness.

I also thought this. He seems to be in less high-profile releases, and Charles Durning, an actor who is also portly and had white hair, has passed away. I think I confused the two.

How they feel is all they have

I now want to listen to Brian try and fail to remember famous names for half an hour.

“Who’s that tough guy actor? Broad, big guy? Been around forever?”

“Hannah, we’re taking you off table 13. Someone find “Three Legged” Joe and send him out there.”