In the original draft, the threesomes are explained by Clint grumbling that it takes two Mexicans to do the job of one American.

Honestly, smuggling drugs in America is a job old white guys could definitely do better than Mexicans, for ... reasons.

Contrary to her reputation, reportedly she has been a very effective speaker and minority leader of her party. She could maybe do better on her optics, sometimes, but let’s not fall into the trap of agreeing with a right-wing smear machine. There are legitimate criticisms from the progressive wing of the party, and…

Know what happens when you choose the Lesser of Two Evils?

Pop quisling, hotshot - If you actually cared about any of the things you claimed to support, you would have known the MAGA crowd was trying to crush them. NOW you care about gun reform, police misconduct, and asylum seekers? Fuck you. Where were you a few weeks ago? Slurping the wannabe fascist stomping on all of…

Oh I get it. It’s kinda like when you think of a joke, and someone else thinks of the same joke, and then you both laugh at the joke.

Pretty sure Brown just made Sanders's ass linear.

I got a Presidential Emergency Alert for THIS???

Heather was absolutely the MVP this week.  Though really, that’s every week.  I loved how seriously she took the Sex and the City online character tests, and of course “This is a messed up episode... of Sex and the City”

And that brother’s name? Steve Stallone.

Tahani: if I hadn’t decided to get out of the spotlight of my “get out of the spotlight tour”...

Goddammit, I just had to create a Facebook account to thank this fellow for supporting Colin Kaepernick and #blacklivesmatter.

If you were just trying to make her seem even hotter, mission accomplished.

I’ve been watching season 2 of Community and I just got to the episode where Pierce is in the hospital. It reminded me a whole lot of The Good Place, with the demonic Pierce coming up with the perfect ways to torture his friends while disguising them as rewards. (It also reminded me of Parks & Recreation because of…

Going off Sunday’s performance, the bear would be better off starting for Jacksonville. 

I found it. The best possible take on this.

If the conflicting rights of two libertarians meet in the woods, do they cancel each other out?

DON’T DATE ROBOTS

Some say he’s still out there today, roaming the frozen wastelands of Manhattan. Why, he could be standing behind you right now!

I’m sure there was some out there already.