He could have said “LISTEN BITCH” and the GOP would only want him harder.

Clinton managed to remain pretty composed when she was questioned and essentially accused of treason. It’s not asking for someone to be superhuman to expect them to submit to questioning without completely losing their shit, especially if they’re part of the judiciary.

Yes. He should be above making an emotional outburst in his job interview for a LIFETIME APPOINTMENT TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.  I stand by that statement, so you can shove your condescending tone, thank you.

Again you miss my fucking point. I am not now, nor will I ever, be interviewing for the position of Supreme Court Justice. Nor are, or (god help us) will you ever be in a Senate hearing applying for the job of Supreme Court Justice. If that is the insane hypothetical you are trying to apply then yes, I do hope I (or…

I’m just gonna let this quote by James Baldwin speak for itself.

The “blame on both sides” bit is sooooo 2017. We’re so focused on the rape allegations that we’ve plumb forgot about him lying under oath, or his horrifying legal opinions or, oh yeah, the way he was nominated, through a back-alley deal in which his mentor agreed to step down so that Trump could nominate him and thus…

He definitely gets points for not getting tripped up by the name Donkey Dong Doug.

I would understand his anger if he was falsely accused (although, I think it’s virtually impossible at this point that he didn’t do it), but it’s not just his disturbing temperament. It’s also what he said at the hearing. He snarled at senators, he blamed a conspiracy by the Clintons, repeatedly answered questions by…

Remember the shit they put Merrick Garland through?! Of course not, because the asshole Republicans didn’t even let that appointment attempt even start. Fuck them and fuck this gang raping(allegdedly) asshole.

I think that not getting Zack Galifianakis to do his Southern sissy thing in imitation of Lindsey Graham was a huge missed opportunity.

Especially when they make it difficult. Make them regret the day they gerrymandered everything they could get their hands on by making their boundary changes blow up in their faces. Swamping a gerrymandered state with votes would cost them even more seats than a fair map.

It’s the biggest cliché to say it’s an honour just to be nominated - and for Merrick Garland, this would have been much more than an award for past work - but he’s a smart man and if he hadn’t already seen what was coming beforehand, he would have worked it out fairly quickly which I guess helped cushion that…

Former SNL cast member Mark McKinney should dress up as Impotent Rage Judge Kavanaugh for Halloween.

Every time I’m wrongly accused of being a gang rapist I like to blame the Clintons for absolutely no goddamn reason, but that’s what we want out of the people applying to be non-partisan arbiters of justice.

Well, he’s already clearly guilty of lying multiple times under oath, as well as not having the composure a Supreme Court Justice needs, so maybe it’s time to pick another partisan Republican-backed candidate anyway?

He was a Republican operative who spent years trying to find dirt on the Clintons.  Don’t pretend his service was for the public.

If I were falsely accused I too would be angry.

It’s possible the “Lindsay Lohan” we know now is actually a half-insane Jamie Lee Curtis still trapped in her body.

I love how the new overarching (HA) theme is, and has been for a while, is that you can’t freeze time in any one spot, even if you’re a superscientist or archvillian.

He got the taste and is jonesing for more.