• I am shocked—shocked—to find that gambling is going on in here

I really love this great new feature: “Things Canceling Alex Jones”.

This commercial was so cold they replaced all of Mr. Freeze’s scenes in Batman and Robin with it.

I saw the “ICU” reveal right away and was waiting for the horse to figure it out, but the end reveal caught me completely off guard. I at first had an inkling that he wasn’t at the right funeral but I ignored that because I thought that would be too silly for them to pull off... but then they did pull it off. (This is…

My dad died last fall and this episode really nailed the experience of telling what you think are hilarious jokes and facing silent, horrified faces. The worst part of my father’s death was that nobody would laugh at my jokes anymore.

Not leading with it, but using “John and Paul Came Together” would’ve been subtly perfect.

Tango & Cash (Settlement)

“Ya know, not so long ago, the # symbol used to be mean ‘pound.’”

It will end with a giant Dana Carvey appearing and telling IT he’s not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club. It’s truly disturbing. 

Yeah the victims did not have to go through remaining famous millionaires that had their shows cancelled... That's often something victims don't get to do.

People say that there are no guarantees in life except death and taxes. “Your favorite celebrity saying something that makes you question why you ever liked them in the first place” could also be added to that list. 

To that point, he says he’s “happy the #MeToo movement has slowed down a little bit...

There’s an anecdote about Elton John (or was it Rod Stewart? David Bowie?) that as he was flying over the snowy Alps, he looked down and said, “That reminds me of all the coke I did in the 70s.”

“This guy seems to think before he speaks. What’s his deal?”

They couldn’t get the rights for the chuckling dog.

How in the hell is this not called Duck Cunt?

Republicans have souls?  Who knew?

I think CBS head Les Moonves should do more thinkin’, and less Moonves.

Always worth reminding my American cousins that ‘to trump’ in UK English slang means to ‘audibly break wind'.