Get ready for the lamest reference imaginable: There’s an episode of L.A. Law (just looked it up, it’s called “Consumed Innocent,” from 1989) in which a lawyer prosecutes a TV talk show host who is convicted of inciting his audience to kill a man was a guest on the show. The character is obviously based on the quickly…

I CC’ed Ass Dan to see if he’d be coming this year. Everyone loves Ass Dan at a party.

And is there any paperwork I need to fill out before I start forcing straight people to get gay-married? 

i mean, have you seen the average size of a true American patriot these days? i think we’ll be all set on the roast

If I do it for $50k/year, can I do some meanish heckling about personal appearances?

“We are the resistance. We are the spark that will slightly warm up the president’s chair that will cause him to squirm uncomfortably a bit and maybe that will do something.”

YOUR CLEAR AND CORRECT EXPLANATION OF THE CONSTITUTION HAS VIOLATED MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

And, from the sound of his voice, the throat of a 220 year old nineteen pack a day smoker.

Great scott, you’re right!

See! Twitter’s 2, 967 Strike Policy does work!

“Get me pictures of Spider-Man!”

Judge Roscoe P. Coltrane presiding.

There are nights that I think Jimmy Fallon should just play re-runs of Nickelodeon’s All That, because I think the latter has more of the edge needed to make it in late night.

Followed up with a song by the Roots of course.

“We were only following SOME orders!”

What if the joke is that the editorial is like Murder on the Orient Express - everyone is in on it.

Defense calls them Dukes, them Dukes to the stand.

It’s almost like the show is about The Venture Brothers. 

Literally signed up just so that I could express somewhere how hilarious and perfect it was to me that the Monarch affably calls Dean “Dean Venture.”

What’s funny is that this whole series has constantly had these themes of how easy it is to go good or evil in a world where doing so is a cultural norm thanks to superheroes and supervillains being relatively normal. And more often than not, it happens in twos between brothers. When JJ became wildly successful,…

I know how the Monarch feels. My job doesn’t let me hate who I want to hate either.