I was a staunch defender of “Family Guy” up until 2010, when suddenly it was like a switch was thrown and I got why everybody bagged on it. Don’t even know what to attribute the change to (it kind of reminded me of an old Onion brief, about a guy who’s a fan of Limp Bizkit and then one day realizes that they actually…

Wrong, the episodes will all have captions and the characters will speak in a strange clicking language akin to some sort of insect calls. The captions will say “Mijo” and “ese” though.

I’m hoping the staff found an old “That Was Easy” button from Staples, put it on his desk, and told him it launches the nukes.

Careful there... You’re just inviting trolls on here to explain “Deep State”.

Wait, there’s a Californication-verse? Is it a herpes sore?

School Sucks? I had his algebra book!

“A-A-A-A-A-A!”

I thought I was harassed by Joe Scarborough this one time, but it turned out to be a stack of boxes filled with winter coats.

I’m waiting for her personal cleaning supply brand. “Swiffer” she can call it... Wait.

I prefer Swyft.

Guys, I gotta go. Can someone call me a Swuber?

That’s already available. Seriously, Swoogle it.

I’m waiting for her dating app, Swinder.

That actor’s name? You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

I think Trump requires a golf course and different urination rituals.

So, the most powerful men in the world get together every year to pee on trees, cut them down, sing in musicals, and make sexist comments to the female servants they’re forced to have. What a disappointing conspiracy.

A broken clock is right twice a day, but it still loves the taste of Putin’s balls.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

This site’s edgy, anti-corporate mentality is making me hungry for Hormel Black Label Bacon!

Finally, we get a “Block and Tackle”/Deadspin shared universe!