At his current level of stupidity? Yeah, he'll be back for more.

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Thank you, Sir. This made my day!

@soldstatic: Will this do?

@Berkeley: Wrote you this postcard about it by the light of my lightining machine. Enjoy!

@angstman: Consider yourself lucky - if I act like that my wife will change the locks.

@Riff-Raff: I work at a college IT Helpdesk and I'm pretty sure the movie "Idiocracy" is a prophecy. The stupid people are multiplying and will soon be the majority.

@beatledud: Cue "Don't Fear the Reaper" - it's time.

@Digo: Z-Day?!? MORE AMMO!!! I need MORE AMMO!

@Nic Michael: I prefer matching Davy Crocketts for my bookends. Nothing holds books better than a couple of 50's era tactical nuclear warheads.

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: So . . . does that make you a citizen or a subject?

@willyolio: don't forget the unicorn farts! You won't get far on dreams and magic without unicorn farts!

@Tyrunn: Thank you. I just gave him a listen on youtube. I can see what you mean about not being for everyone (very folksy), but I like it. Music with an actual message? I didn't know anyone was still doing that kind of thing these days.

George Orwell just got the dates wrong.

@Tyrunn: I don't know what song you are speaking of, but from that one line I believe I am missing out. Could you please tell me the song title/artist?

@tomsomething: heart click<

@NateZ28: Show her this letter, BEG her to seek professional help, and DO NOT betray her trust.

@Purdueable: Too soon, man, too soon.

@Ralph-GreNader: I was this close to losing my (admittedly already slim) faith in humanity on this thread until I got to your comment. I never thought of myself as "NORMAL", but some of these comments show a complete lack of empathy from people who have apparently lost touch with their own humanity. Thank you for…

@simeonw: It still didn't work.