@Se7en_speed: I second this! Come on everybody - sign the petition!

@Dalton63841: No, it's nothing like France because we're not a bunch of cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!

@imaeffinginger: And illiteracy is the number one cause of poverty - learn the difference between "then" and "than"!

@Tom_Servo: I think i can out-crazy Gary - not scared. Makeout session with Bea Athur?!? Terrifying!

@The Lab: Bonfire Kegger?

@Xagest: That's right - then you can stage a monthly fight to the death between two prisoners and make a killing selling tickets to spoiled rich folk!

@Doople: And they say crime doesn't pay!

@grimjack28: Yes, it's awesome. I can't wait to try the Spyder - from what I can see with my good eye it looks like a good smoke.

It's a shame the 22-mile range will keep me from driving it to my still. The revenuer man wouldn't hear me coming in an electric car.

@KamWrex: "1920s-inspired" - not actually from the 1920's, Sir. The 22-mile range is very unimpressive for a modern electric car.

@SkipErnst: You forgot the unicorn farts!

@Dr. Nemmo: That will make cybersex so much more awesome!

@Platypus Man: I think pseudorocket must work for xojet. That's the second plug he's made for them on this page. (see above post)

@SkipErnst: Analog. Meh.

@das7002: Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants!

@Homerjay has ABSA Fever: No Go. I have to sleep in my tinfoil hat so that the government doesn't steal my dreams!

@scarbrtj: Twice - the internet has a short attention span.

@LegacyCrono: Never used a Belkin router, have you?

@Clashwerk: No - that jawline is definitely Santa.

@NorthernRoamer: Damn! Beat me to it.