#MAGA
#ignorecrybabies
#skyisnotfalling

I voted for Trump. What do you want us to say, “grow up and stop your crying?” I didn’t think so, so as we have for the year leading up to the election we’ll probably remain silent and just laugh to ourselves at your meltdowns.

So was the FBI wrong when they said they found no evidence of Russian hacking when examining Clinton’s server? You know when they were recommending not pressing charges for her irresponsible use of a home brew server as America’s top diplomat...

When will Obama do the same to DNC people who tipped the scales heavily in favor of HRC over Bernie?

In his defense, who hasn’t wanted to beat a car salesman with a golf club?

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

what would happen to the people below if the flying warehouse fell from the sky?

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…

I can’t wait for a two year investigation and scandal. I shall call it...FapGate™

Next to the inner core, there are parallel cylinders of swirling molten iron in the outer core running from north to south. Where these swirling cylinders meet the solid core, and squash against it, they act like a pair of rollers, crushing hoards of sinners, murderers, and telemarketers, until they are reformed,…

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

What part of “Florida” did you miss? I’m only surprised the robber wasn’t naked or threatening to toss an alligator into their car.

I’m basically in a constant state of rage these days. I don’t know how the Flint residents have kept their sanity. If I found out the government poisoned my children AND didn’t want to admit it AND refused to help I’d burn it all down. And I’m sure most of them are stuck where they are because I’d bet their houses…

Falcon’s bird-themed fireplace!

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Smoking and drug abuse typically stem from a void in the individual’s life that they’re trying to patch up

We are way too knee-jerk about the word “nicotine”. Yes, it is the big bad wolf because it is addictive....BUT...we are mixing up the thing which makes cigarettes addictive with the thing which makes them dangerous. It is the COMBUSTION/SMOKE which causes emphysima and cancer, NOT THE NICOTINE.

Don’t sell vaping products to kids? Cool.

Tempted to throw him across the room for waking me up? Probably not.

*Car dealer pulls out fiddle.*