@mrantimatter: show them the old black & white pictures of Gary, Indiana then. If they don't get it after that then they are willfully f@#!ing ignorant.

@markedward: It's a photoshop. I can tell because of some of the pixels, also because Google will never wave a white flag.

@Doctor Insano: I'm afraid to ask - what does using neither make me?

@SGTalon: Faulty doorbell *wink* gets the job done nicely.

@Owned Wolf: You mean I can get a DUI in the comfort of my own home? Awesome! I can finally top my friends story of DUI on a bicycle!

Brave . . . or crazy, they both look the same from a distance.

@solidspartan: MC Chris FTW! Thank you, Sir. You have put a smile on my face and brightened my morning.

@Yeah!: "When they tell you not to worry - that's when you worry!"

@Stem_Sell: *facepalm* groooaaan!

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Yes - but he accidentally destoyed this one by looking at it too hard.

@hawkeye18: Schrödinger's cat is dead.

@OMG! meatbag_: That's an understatement. That stuff makes you wake up next to ugly barmaids!

@Googlo The Otaku Ninja: No thanks. I'll just stick with the scurrying. and bosoms . . . lots of 'em, if I have a choice.

@silkworm: There is only one purpose for the RoboCock and you did not list it!

@Mark Granger: Christmas from the Whos in Whoville . . . or something else equally real.

@PacJack360: Three months - four tops. I'd bet money on it.

@Dallifornia: A very serious infection of Dark-Ages-level-stupidity. Back away slowly and don't make eye contact.

@FritzLaurel: That would explain why Theodore Roosevelt was such a bad ass - super powers!

@Antoine Prince: If you close it out once then it shouldn't show up on any pages you load afterward. If it does then it is a bug- at least that's what Jesus Diaz posted yesterday.

@bornonbord: Then perhaps it is your compulsion which is ridiculous.