@eternalcthulhu: Mounted on sharks heads FTW!

@Obsidian: Scotty! I need that tractor beam!

@Balmut: Only for Earl Grey.

@TheCrudMan: Vulcan blood is a brighter shade of green.

@mediatone: I'll sell you one for $60

@Nowell: Rule 1

@Seanross: Great! Now I feel violated!

@Maave: Materials. Sensors (in the heel), motors, and funky looking hi-tops to build them into.

@djdare: I'm with you, but unless youv'e got about $24,950 we need more help.

@Buzz Mega: IED jammer? If one does not exist then a large market is being untapped.

@bothanspye: So, you would be okay if the police put a tracking device on your car just because they *think* you might be up to something?

@DeadWriter: ROFL! Great reference. How long have you been waiting to spring that one?

@Origin: Dress up as cop

@JakeMG: Ω Man: While the local police watch and take names.

@Curves: Doritos vs Pringles; and such debates must be held over a can of Mt. Dew!

@Destronok? Thank you for this post. That was the funniest thing I've seen in weeks! Also, you are absolutely right, make this available to the general public and hilarity will ensue. Personally, I want to see someone try to juggle breakable objects while wearing the GVS.

@itchytooth: Who among us is fit to wield such power, Choad Boy?

@albokay: Alligators pose for the camera. Prototype phones move like Bigfoot, thus rendering cameras useless.

@Arken: I wanna be a space miner! Let's go get some helium!

@Zinger314: Sooo.....you don't invite any smokers to your parties?