@Squalor: I agree - instant classic! Futurama - by geeks for geeks. Gotta love it.

@Shane Carroll: That was a very informative comment and it reads like you've really done your research. Good unbiased reporting of the facts . . . Maybe you should be writing for Giz?

@Ninja_peach: Could you please tell which brand of phone it was that caused you to get old so that I may avoid buying one?

@Insecure Penguin: You speaka Engrish?

@rathat: I would have to agree. I was definitely not expecting that. I had to back it up to see if I had really seen that.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Joseph Ducreux FTW!

@Lite: an adventurer is me!:That's true. If we stopped coddling such people and let natural selection take it's course there would be far fewer of them.

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: What ever happened to being responsible for yourself? Why do people think the government needs to protect us from everything? It has already been proven that prohibition does not work - it only creates a lucrative business for criminals and criminalizes the citizenry.

@Hello Mister Walrus: Yes! At least that's what I what I was led to believe by the 80's G.I. Joe cartoons.

@kitsuneconundrum: Those would definitely give you a little more range underwater and really f@#! stuff up out of the water. However, they are going to be very expensive to feed, but I guess if you can afford to drop $100k+ on the sub that wouldn't really be an issue.

I bet the inside of his hat (which Army regulations prohibit wearing indoors) is lined with tin foil too. That should pretty much explain the picture.

@kitsuneconundrum: Ballistics are horrible underwater. At a depth of just ten feet a standard 9mm is only effective for about ten feet, add another fifteen feet if you just want to play tag.

@Mex: He's modest, he doesn't like to . . . nope! I can't do it. My fingers won't let me type that much BS.

@Fredy04: Details, man, minor details.

@iTofu 3GS has no reception problems: Pay-till-it-hurts-Pal

Take it easy on the poor guy. He doesn't even know what the internet is, all he really knows is that someone told him it's stealing his money.

@greyseal: *begins slow clap*

@ellito: Batteries?!? It's 2010 - where's my nuclear powered phone. And while we're at it - where's my home reactor?

@RT100: I bet you're right! The beer from those cases had to go somewhere!