@SkipErnst: Analog. Meh.

@das7002: Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants!

@Homerjay has ABSA Fever: No Go. I have to sleep in my tinfoil hat so that the government doesn't steal my dreams!

@scarbrtj: Twice - the internet has a short attention span.

@LegacyCrono: Never used a Belkin router, have you?

@Clashwerk: No - that jawline is definitely Santa.

@NorthernRoamer: Damn! Beat me to it.

@mrantimatter: show them the old black & white pictures of Gary, Indiana then. If they don't get it after that then they are willfully f@#!ing ignorant.

@markedward: It's a photoshop. I can tell because of some of the pixels, also because Google will never wave a white flag.

@Doctor Insano: I'm afraid to ask - what does using neither make me?

@SGTalon: Faulty doorbell *wink* gets the job done nicely.

@Owned Wolf: You mean I can get a DUI in the comfort of my own home? Awesome! I can finally top my friends story of DUI on a bicycle!

Brave . . . or crazy, they both look the same from a distance.

@solidspartan: MC Chris FTW! Thank you, Sir. You have put a smile on my face and brightened my morning.

@Yeah!: "When they tell you not to worry - that's when you worry!"

@Stem_Sell: *facepalm* groooaaan!

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Yes - but he accidentally destoyed this one by looking at it too hard.

@hawkeye18: Schrödinger's cat is dead.

@OMG! meatbag_: That's an understatement. That stuff makes you wake up next to ugly barmaids!

@Googlo The Otaku Ninja: No thanks. I'll just stick with the scurrying. and bosoms . . . lots of 'em, if I have a choice.