@silkworm: There is only one purpose for the RoboCock and you did not list it!

@Mark Granger: Christmas from the Whos in Whoville . . . or something else equally real.

@PacJack360: Three months - four tops. I'd bet money on it.

@Dallifornia: A very serious infection of Dark-Ages-level-stupidity. Back away slowly and don't make eye contact.

@FritzLaurel: That would explain why Theodore Roosevelt was such a bad ass - super powers!

@Antoine Prince: If you close it out once then it shouldn't show up on any pages you load afterward. If it does then it is a bug- at least that's what Jesus Diaz posted yesterday.

@bornonbord: Then perhaps it is your compulsion which is ridiculous.

@eternalcthulhu: Mounted on sharks heads FTW!

@Obsidian: Scotty! I need that tractor beam!

@Balmut: Only for Earl Grey.

@TheCrudMan: Vulcan blood is a brighter shade of green.

@mediatone: I'll sell you one for $60

@Nowell: Rule 1

@Seanross: Great! Now I feel violated!

@Maave: Materials. Sensors (in the heel), motors, and funky looking hi-tops to build them into.

@djdare: I'm with you, but unless youv'e got about $24,950 we need more help.

@Buzz Mega: IED jammer? If one does not exist then a large market is being untapped.

@bothanspye: So, you would be okay if the police put a tracking device on your car just because they *think* you might be up to something?

@DeadWriter: ROFL! Great reference. How long have you been waiting to spring that one?

@Origin: Dress up as cop