Assuming these people weren’t previously able to cash out their personal time, this is a pretty nice deal for people who have no need for vacation time.

But every media person is on it, so it’s what’s most important, you see.

Gretel! Wake up Hansel and run before the witch eats you both!

I got shot just thinking about Chicago. And I'm in Australia!

Alaska has more gun deaths per capita than either Maryland or Illinois

Why the fuck is an economist giving his opinion on abortion? Do actual business people watch Fox Business because it just seems more of the same Fox News crap.

Waiting for Fox to dust off the oldie but goodie of “class warfare” in 3......2......1

Maybe I should slip in some trolling into an otherwise valid on the surface comment so I can get back out of the greys.

The 2018 World Series ratings that also featured Boston vs. LA were down 23% from 2017. I think the rest of America just hates Boston and LA. 

First thing you are stealing a joke that has been made a million times before.  You are lame.   Secondly people like hearing what Bernie has to say so the joke doesn’t even apply.  

In October 2016, his supervisor cautioned him that he should avoid sarcasm when interacting with the public.

Nah, it’s this guy.

We are being played. Slow down and act like you’ve been here before, folks. 

He’s been a member of the communist party since at least the Cold War.

So, what’s Mark Herring been up to? Perhaps some light bestiality, or maybe poaching of something endangered and cute?

Who loves his owner!?  Who loves his owner!?  Tommy loves loves his owner.  He’s a good boy!  Yes he is! Yes he is!  No!  No face licking!

+1 cheesy comment

I hate it when my dog catches me off guard with that surprise kiss. 

“This organization is like a family. I love Bob like my own son.”

He’s a system kisser. Just plug in anybody and he’ll be successful at making out. Models, Sons, Old Trumpers. A+