He’ll probably complain it wasn’t over a glass of bourbon like they used to before these “furreners” took over. 

You and my wife have something in common...

I’m withholding judgment until we hear from representatives of the enormous contingent of dewey-eyed, idealistic insurance-defense attorneys.

I’m guessing what they will find is a knee that is completely screwed up and due for a replacement... and a MRI from 2 months ago that shows the exact same thing.

And that’s how Drew got hurt.

“As a jaded insurance Defense attorney...”

I haven’t seen a flop that bad since Rent: Live on Fox.

Idiot. Costco bathroom (where some sensitive guy is changing his baby’s diaper) —> slip on pee-pee —> settlement. Learn from those who have been there.

This dude and his trash family are the slime of humanity.

Wow! That’s some serious white fragility on display there. I’m surprised it hasn’t devolved into froth-mouthed yelling of racial slurs.

This is both-sides-ism taken to it’s obvious, ridiculous conclusion.

Lewis defended himself by saying it was unfortunate that his comment about shooting black people “is being colored as a racial thing.”

Potential menu options include:

Judicially.

You need to adjust your numbers. Personally, I’ve accused Trump of being a Muslim Jihadist from Kenya many times.

That’s not Trump’s victory, it’s McConnell’s. And hi, Tomato.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S TWEETS, RIGHT FOLKS? FOLKS? RIGHT?

Let’s be real, that’s not representative of the average place in Australia. It is almost exclusively an inhospitable desert everywhere that’s not along the coastline or in a city.

Here’s a solution: for starters, don’t pick up animals and take them out of their ecosystem (in this case the water).

- Be in Australia