Van Dyke is probably learning what it is like to be part of America that society doesn’t care about. I’d hope that maybe it would cause him to reflect, but I sincerely doubt it. 

I am much more likely to give up my main hustle and go be a hobo or something than I am to ever add another hustle to the mix. 

I totally don’t believe he hasn’t used it, but if he hasn’t, the fact that he sits around on the toilet for hours shitposting on twitter instead of playing his $50,000 video game brings me the tiniest sliver of joy. 

You don’t need to convince me. I don’t make movies of any kind. Sometimes I make educational videos about financial products, and I promise you I will never have anyone in blackface in any of them.

I hate to “well actually” you, but Northam can’t be primaried as there is a one-term limit for governor in Virginia. 

It was actually a part of the flowchart. Playing an historical character is literally probably the only time it would actually be acceptable for a white person to be in blackface (Ariana Grande jokes notwithstanding). I do agree that even in this case it would be smart to make sure the people making the decisions…

If you are making a movie about America’s racist past, then it may be okay to have an actor play a character in blackface if it is important to the movie, right? People do things in movies all the time that are really fucked up, and that is separate from doing them in real life. Leonardo DiCaprio is not actually the…

It’s a safer place to eat a burrito.

Is it weird that security wears his stupid campaign hat? I don’t remember Obama’s security ever wearing his iconic Hope t-shirt. OTOH, I don’t remember Obama’s security at all since he wasn’t a raving rat fucker. 

Don’t ban the hats or you won’t know whose burgers to spit on. 

What exactly has Trump done according to these idiots? He’s turned the U.S. into a global laughing stock, and what else? The economy has been pretty good, but that is in spite of him rather than because of him and you’d think any idiot could see that. 

Regularly washing your hands is the most important thing any one person can do to help promote better public health. It’s actually more important than vaccinations (which, of course, are also very important).

In sixth grade, I painted my face black (and green) and dressed as a zombie for Halloween. Am I in the clear? 

They won’t do that. The will space out the resignation to allow for the appointment of a Democrat who is unscandalized to take over. If the Democrats actually just gave control to the GOP, then I’m joining the flat earth party or something because I’m done. 

And then find those that aren’t sexual assaulters...

That can’t be real? Can it? Could it really be real? 

I would absolutely love it if everyone would treat billionaires as if they were humans, and not god-like overlords that these people think they are and want them to be. 

As long as it is in the first 3 weeks of January 2021, that wouldn’t be that bad.

2012 shouldn’t count, but 2000 definitely does. 

Spot on. This is the subtler version of “not very many people know...” that he loves to use. The best one was “Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, not a lot of people know that.” Jesus Christ, this guy had to be told that Abe Lincoln was a Republican.