Do they? Given that this ‘news’ is from the fucking future, I’ll contend they don’t have a legit reference in pointing to this. Then again, I am impressed on a daily basis by the vast stupidity put on public display by an unbelievably large number of individuals so...maybe you’re right.

The only fair thing for Oklahoma to do would be to let him go wherever the hell he wants.

“I don’t even have a parking ticket in the US (True)“

The only thing I terrorize is the rim

Concern troll is concerned.

I tried to click a second article on the fake website and it said I had already accessed my monthly allotment of free articles. 

Nor is your endless trolling. Shut the fuck up TomatoFace.

This doesn’t give them anything that the existence of The Onion didn’t.

FYI, the right has not ever cared about having “legit reference points”.

How were the Redskins articles in the Sports section?

shits ‘n giggles

Reports are they are mostly fences put up in Scandinavia to keep out reindeer and wild boars. Which is awesome, but yeah, doesn't really reinforce the argument for a wall on our southern border

“Walls exist in places therefore all walls work for their intended purposes” is one of the most braindead arguments ever. Especially when there’s data showing that the bulk of illegal crossings and terror suspects come from the north and via planes (over that natural wall called the ocean). God dammit.

So you’re saying I should just take the 3 points and bet everything on the Patriots this Sunday?

Protestant, circa 1500s: We shouldn’t have to do all of this ritual and pay all of this money to be right with the Church! God is for everyone, you need only believe in Him.

Look, all of those kids’ parents have decided their kids aren’t gay, so there are no gay students at that school, right?  

If people like this are the ones going to heaven, then I’m hereby RSVP-ing for the big gay party in hell, thank you very much.

I’ll wager that the folks who started/run that school have some seriously scary fetishes. Stuff to make. 2 girls 1 cup look like Reading Rainbow.

From the one appearance I saw of her, Pence’s daughter seems chill enough that she accepted John Oliver’s Marlon Bundo charity stunt.

When your religion tells you that the way to be a good person is by being a vicious bigot, it’s time to find a new religion, or a new way to interpret your religion.