Dood here.  All’s I’m saying is that I shaved using Gillette products today and I immediately grew a uterus and had my first period. They not only took my manhood away, but they went the full 180 and girl-ified me. Now I’m sitting here trying to figure out exactly where I pee from and binge-watching ‘Sex and the…

It would be hard to vote for Beto.   Can’t trust a billionaire.   Especially one who keeps that a secret.  

Unfortunately reserved seating does not (yet) have the technology to tell you who’s sitting next to you when you choose your seat. :)

Washington Generals

“If we all followed “You Get Two Questions,” the basic and formative rule set by my former colleague Allie Jones some time ago...”

How about the “Washington Who the Fuck Cares Because I’m Not Supporting That Asshole Snyder No Matter Whats”

I’VE BEEN DOING MY BEST TO RAISE 2 BOYS TO BE HONORABLE, DECENT &, RESPECTFUL MEN HOW DARE THIS HATEFUL AD SUGGEST THAT WE SHOULD RAISE BOYS TO BE HONORABLE DECENT &, RESPECTFUL!

“There is nothing wrong with femininity or masculinity. We are inviting men to discuss how societal roles place undue pressures on them.”

Why are you people always singling out men?

Totally Agree. And for an ad - it was well rounded - showing that it’s #NotAllMen (another favorite rallying cry of dipshits).

It just resonates

As noted, this is ultimately a strategic gambit of creating controversy to sell products, i.e., one more example of the cynicism at the core of capitalism.

It’s like the Million Moms (I think? It’s been a hot minute) getting all up in arms about the biracial Cheerios ad.

I’ve been diving deep into discussions about this ad on my social media lately and men still can’t tell me why they are specifically upset about this commercial.  It just gets sidetracked about politics, religion, etc.

Hmmm. So, now I have to say “My door just became loopy?” That might take some getting used to, so I am gonna have to think about that one... :)

I’d like to find the marketing turd who came up with “powered by” (as a replacement for “sponsored by” or “presented by”) to describe something’s main advertiser and kick them in the privates.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

I’m wondering if there’s any reason at this point to hope we might dial back on using the “>” symbol to mean “better than?” Since, well, that’s not what it means?

Which are the words to be replaced, and which are the words to replace them with?