It’s both sad and hilarious.... These people are twisting themselves into knots to avoid being happy about a huge Democratic win. Is this a youth disease or something? I don't get it.

I have seen several commentors on this very site talking about the whole “now that the House is blue, the Trumpers are going to have someone to blame” thing. The unspoken conclusion, I suppose, is that it would have been better not to win at all?!

There’s a place near Hopkins in Baltimore called Tambers. I believe it was a ho-hum nifty fifties-style diner, but at some point it was sold to new ownership who started to offer pretty decent Indian food alongside that American diner food.

Come on, the NFL as a basketball team would get utterly humiliated in the NBA. They would easily be the worst team in league history. Do you know what Antonio Gates is? A shitty power forward who couldn’t make it in his sport of choice and ended up living the dream in the NFL. If he could, he probably would have stuck…

“From my own experience, Mensa customer service is lacking.”

Hey guys, look at the fucking genius Jeopardy contestant over here!

Why the hell would you eat fries with Pizza? Who does that? I am irrationally upset right now.

1) Has Donald Trump ever danced?

My brother-in-law tried to do that with my kid when he was born. He bought a bunch of Yankees onesies and other Yankees regalia (my in-laws are New Yorkers).

It’s bad enough the Russian bots try to ruin our elections, now they’re going around saying that french fries go with pizza before hot dogs?

Let’s not forget that Brian Kelly also helped at least one player escape rape charges.

Someone posted on my Facebook that it was like waiting on a group project grade- I know I did my shit right, so I’m just sitting here hoping everyone else did their fucking part. 

Portland is insufferable enough. Give them a Quidditch team instead.

Counterpoint: I like voting on election day. I like the camaraderie, I don’t mind the lines. PLUS the sweet old ladies at the Historical Society are usually running a bake sale.

^ this guy gets it

I’m surprised that after he was invited on stage Hannity didn’t start just squealing “You like me! You really like me!”

One possible solution for the Celtics would have been trying to play better defense so that Murray wouldn’t have been at 48 points at the end of the game.

Right???!!!!! This one is even worse than the "I can't be racist because I have Black friends" theory. How about they allow the media to interview her Black students and see what they have to say?

It may shock you to learn that not all defense is pick-and-roll defense.

Fair. One thing he probably hasn’t learned is how to dribble out the clock to force OT, so there’s that.