As the FIRST female Governor of Iowa, @IAGovernor cut taxes, balanced the budget (with a 127 m surplus!) & fostered a pro-growth environment where incomes are rising & unemployment is 2nd lowest in the Country!

Just find the diabetic prostitute.

*Yells from the bottom of a well*

...he’s expected to be one-and-done...

A kid so nice, they named him twice.

womp womp

Favorite band? Duran Duran

Folks, please gather around and read the world’s worst analogy.

My kid saw the pic and asked who that guy was.

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I hadn’t registered the domain under my own name!”

Silly that he made such a big stink over this.

“More triggered Liberals” *squints* “wait a second...”

If what she was doing was such a noble and good deed for her neighborhood, why would she want to shield herself from being on camera? It would seem that only someone who was doing something shameful would want to hide their face and not take credit (or face consequences) for their actions.

Here’s the “message” I left on their webpage

This explains a lot about the etiquette of people from Central PA.

This is actually the part I find most troubling. It should be expected that you are going to find uninhibited racists inside a gated community, but the actual dispatching of police to a location away from the supposed “crime” scene for an allegation of trespassing is very problematic.  It implies the police knowingly…

Remember the cartoons where Wile E. Coyote runs off the side of a cliff then remembers gravity works on him, just like everything else, but only after he looks down?

What pictures are you looking at? Those are clearly cans of piss.

Duck Boats, efficiently named as both conveyance and safety precaution for occupants. 

You must love Family Guy then.