He’s attacking Democrats and that is why he would throw the election to Trump? That makes zero goddamn sense. The more he attacks Democrats, the better. That will make him a leach on Trump’s potential voters. 

As opposed to the current “no touching Tom” rule that seems to actually be in place if you watched the AFC Championship game. 

“I don’t think it is right that she made the college team, it is just all about race, why does it always have to be about race?” asks woman who wouldn’t let girl do routine because of her race.*

All I know is that it is going to be like 9 degrees in DC late this weekend and if Trump is here and not in Florida, I will be very surprised. 

The president is using the lack of wall funding as an excuse to shut down massive swaths of the government. That is not really up for debate. Let’s say that Pelosi is using the shutdown as an excuse to take Trump’s State of the Union away: so fucking what? Boo fucking hoo. That can slot in at about number 3,752 on the…

Let’s be honest, the vast majority of these chuds don’t believe they are in the minority; they think the polls are fake and all real Americans love the president. If they ever got to the point of understanding that the president is unpopular, only then would they get around to avoiding examining their own positions.

Made worse by how brazenly the subject of their criticism (Trump Admin.) has ignored the Hatch Act from day 1.

It’s taken them so long to report on data from 2014? I mean, was the Fed out there beforehand saying that student loan debt wasn’t causing this sort of thing? Mr. Cream might be a little too aggressive, but this post seems like baseless shitposting on the Fed to me, by someone who—and I don’t mean this as an insult—wou…

Are there target funds with similar fees to index funds? I don’t think so. I think index funds and target funds are two different things, so telling people to use both is incompatible. In conclusion, put all your money in gold. You’ll thank me. 

Well, not to take anything away from those Twitter users, but I can’t imagine they are the kind of people who would actually pay to read the Washington Post. The fact is you can find at least a few idiots on Twitter that believe anything. 

Wow, you are either lying or you should ask for a refund. I sincerely hope it is the former. 

I never thought I would say this, but where is Dick Chaney when you need him?

I’m wondering how this is different than, say, Saturday Night Live’s Jeopardy skits for instance:

Steel slacks

When you are printing newspapers with a date that is 4 months from now, it is pretty clear that in some ways at least you are not trying to pass this off as the actual Washington Post. If they were actually trying to sell newspapers, they would almost surely be in trouble, but I don’t think they are. They seemed to be…

Assuming they are not selling these papers nor trying to make money in some other way, I think the parody defense is likely pretty strong. Seems the worst that would likely happen is that they are told to take the website down and not do this anymore. 

I encourage all my aggrieved brothers to join me in destroying our Gillette razors. But do it like a man. Punch that razor until it is broken into a thousand pieces. Breaking things with hammers and the like is for beta cuck liberals. 

I wasn’t arguing with you. I was just adding something. 

It is better if we have some control over who comes to our country and stays here. It is better for current citizens as well as those that come here. Undocumented residents can be abused in all sorts of ways. And while no one with a brain or a heart would want to kick out the Dreamers and others that are good…

Remember, you are allowed to shot someone in the face so long as they are not wearing their “no shooting” t-shirt.