To be fair, I would also argue that Eastern European neo-Nazis would be Republicans if they were in America. I guess the difference is that Steve King says this as if we are “missing out” on some great compatriots. 

The Democrats would be enormously harmed if they caved. He may “know what he is doing” as in, he is cognizant of his actions, but they are not going to work. As bad as Democrats may want the government to function, they simply cannot allow this to work or else the game is over. They know that, and apparently Trump…

I’m grey and this asshole easily breezes through. The Splinter Purge is a fucking disgrace. 

It is vital that any institution that is participating in the business of banking be licensed to do so via a national or state charter. Those that operate outside of the regulated and supervised banking system are a systemic risk to our financial system. Furthermore, this is as on-topic as your non sequitur.

I can’t imagine what this fucking fuck will start demanding if the Democrats give in. Don’t. Don’t give in one fucking inch to this crazy sack of pig shit. 

He smells like this guy:

There is simply no room on this website for making fun of a person’s age. Please leave. 

You’ve actually asked everyone you know if they have Venmo and they have all said “no”???

Headline is wrong, Trump is not writing this himself. 

This is Pence’s long-winded way of saying that because past presidents have ever said anything about border security, that is tantamount to supporting the wall. It’s par for the course for our new, fact-free world.

I flipped over to Netflix and watched an old The Office episode, and flipped back as Clemson was lining up for the second half kickoff. I think I was the biggest winner of the night (aside from Clemson).

You don’t get it, dancing like this is just unbecoming of a future member of congress. Now if she were merely banging pornstars, then she’d be fit for even higher office.

I’m sure he will land on his feet. He’s a geologist, so I assume he is very bright. 

The real tough thing about these prices are all the armed guards and walls that keep you from leaving. I mean, if you could choose to go live somewhere else, this wouldn’t be such a big deal. 

He’s an asshole, very probably drunk, too, and he thought that he could exert control over her. His dumbass never imagined she’d start throwing fists. He did not have a plan for what to do if that happened, and it showed. 

My guess is that she is referring to poor, physically unattractive Mexican/other Hispanic immigrants.

Who woulda thunk that Bill Maher has guests on his show other than those he completely agrees with, or even likes? Is that the question you’re asking?

I think it should be housed in a converted backroom office of a Hooters in Pensacola, FL. It can just have that table with the enormous piles of blank office paper on it. 

Least subtle humblebrag ever

nationalized banks, reparation, 3+ new SCOTUS seats, the list goes on