The simplest explanation is usually the correct one: Obviously it kept rolling because of the wind from the players’ waiving arms.

Mindlessly Altering Rapid Transportation Abysmally.

That’s not pollution, it’s just differently-composited air.

My memory usually drifts to the thrill of receiving permission to date from their mothers.

Dude, you didn’t even give him a star.

So Winston doesn’t claim it didn’t happen, just that he didn’t touch her. So was there someone else in the car, too? He’d be better off just coming out and saying what happened if it wasn’t him. It sounds like his boy was the one in the front seat, but he doesn’t want to come right out and say that. Or he’s just…

And you stupid libs say we fawn over our military too much. What do you have to say now?

Each bank is different. Some are upfront and are really only trying to opt people in who want it. Others employ well-researched tactics to confuse and hide the ball (look up the CFPB case against TCF).

All of the people arguing that overdraft fees are just fine are either trolling or they must have a worldview that if you sign you name to something, anything, then fuck you if it is extremely unfair. That’s fine, you are welcome to that ultra-libertarian worldview, but you obviously have nothing else. Most of us live…

You are missing that large numbers of people are mislead (intentional or not) by bank practices related to overdraft services and are opted in to overdraft even though they don’t want to have their ATM/debit transactions covered.

What they are actually asking for is nothing. They want nothing to happen, and then not to pay for that lack of a thing.

I had a similar thing happen with a scratch off lottery ticket. I needed to match five numbers to win a million dollars, and I matched four. Thems the breaks sometimes.

I ran a half-marathon at the old record holder’s pace (8:12) and I consider that one of, if not the greatest athletic achievement of my life. This is just unfathomable to me.

Pfft, hasn’t this idiot ever heard of a car?

He should be right behind Trump in resigning.

I don’t want to live in a world where you can just be a flaming asshole all you want and everyone else has to just suffer.

We don’t make people bake cakes for assholes.

Are we talking ones and twos or twos and threes?

If this is all about making deals early, then I am going to shit a brick. All the top prospects sign the very first day that teams are technically allowed to offer them deals. If that is it, then every prospect who has ever been signed on July 2 should be declared a free agent.

The Braves were astonished to learn that they would not be allowed to take back the signing bonus.