There are multiple ways you can “almost” do something. Kaepernick “almost” won a Super Bowl one way; Osweiler, to me, and again I just said “arguably,” but to me, he almost won a Super Bowl a different way.

I do hope that they achieve their goal and South Carolina beats them again.

That could be the fatal shoe to drop (though I’m still guessing there is a boy in this story somewhere).

Ledo’s sucks ass. I’d rather eat Subway pizza, either from Subway, or off the floor of a subway car.

Trump couldn’t keep track of a game of 52-card-pick-up.

Moore is the living, breathing embodiment of the stereotypical southern redneck.

Brock “arguably” “almost” won a super bowl because he was the starting quarterback and considering Manning was a sack of old potatoes when he took over and won, it is not inconceivable (see what I did there?) that if he’d have remained the starter, that he too would have been able to ride the historic Denver defense…

I can only imagine that Trump admired the hustle of these teens, in China, stealing shit from the Chinese. They showed themselves to be dirtbags (not saying they are, but this is a bad look), so of course Trump admires them.

I’m going crazy because these dumbfuck rednecks aren’t watching football? You, sir, are a retard.

I like it because it makes them sad. After a year of them acting as though the only thing that matters is a liberal crying, I’m so, so happy that their little football games have been taken away from them. Fuck them.

This guy has tried his whole life to show everyone what a lowlife scumbag he is, but they’ve refused to listen. Sure, he never came out and said he was a rapist, but this should be unsurprising to anyone who knows how to read and process information.

It’s his sister and she’s incredibly unpopular at school. Or something else that is completely not like this.

This is still a complete shock to me. No boys? All girls, and no boys??? I was sure it was going to be boys.

Arguably, Brock Osweiler almost won a Super Bowl. Also, arguably he did win a Super Bowl.

The pussification of ‘Murica continues.

None of this applies to Nespresso, right?

Seems like the Pack could have avoided getting played if they’d just waited until Bennett actually had surgery before cutting him (still using the same theory to try to claw the money back). Call his bluff. They could also argue that he got a needless surgery in order to not have to play. If they believed that he was…

Junior really is the perfect face for CrossFit.

The only thing he’s done of note is rant publicly like an idiot. I guess it should be no surprise that a Foxnews.com comment-come-to-life president would start picking judges based on how childish they can be.