The best place to be shot is probably the toe.

I’d prefer the shooter not be a shooter because the shooter doesn’t have a shooter, you fucking imbecile.

I’m saying that is irrelevant (even if true) to what a normal person with a normal brain should take away from what happened yesterday. The “good guy with a gun” trope is not sold as a “you only lose 26 victims to bloody murder” defense. The right-wing fantasy says the “good guy with a gun” stops the bad guy with a…

So, no problem because the good guy with a gun did eventually shoot him. Like on 9/11, the passengers on Flight 93 took them down, so that was a success. But for some reason we still have had a 16-year war afterwards. Why were we so mad after such a stunning success?

Still not a success. If you get the first 9 questions wrong on a math test, but you get the last one right, sure, that is better than missing all 10 questions, but it is still not a success, but a massive failure. Talking about the fact that you got that one question right, while not even addressing why you got the…

No, it would not, because there would still be 25 dead people. Stopping someone from killing more people than 25 is not success. It is a level of failure. It is a high level of failure. Painting it as success is nuts. Holding up this as a reason that “a good guy with a gun” is all we need is insane (before even…

Deion really looks like a baby in this clip, and Romo was right. And by the way I have zero interceptions ever and I also have a gold jacket that I didn’t buy (my mother bought it for me).

Gotta include Rookie of the Year Bob Hamelin

What would have made this play better is if Swearinger, knowing he wasn’t going to make it to the endzone, had attempted a drop kick, which if successful would have netted them 1 point.

The time to politicize a tragedy like this is not now; we can do that later, just as soon as we figure out how we are going to politicize it against our political opponents.

Just say the words:

I just want to say that I think the government should punish this guy for what he said.

Yes, but you are building up a strawman, either to willfully obfuscate or because you are a retard.

No one here or elsewhere has even intimated that this retard should not be allowed to say this. What nonretards are saying is that he is a fucking retard.

That’s not what I’m doing. I’m just saying I don’t think they would get a conviction, so don’t be surprised when they decline to press charges.

As has been said before, as long as the player maintains it was an accident, they will be able to get off. Reasonable doubt and all that.

There is no possible way you actually see that in the video. Or were you there? Is there another video that actually shows that?

You don’t trade someone to a perennial playoff team out of spite. Spite trades go to Cleveland or the Jets.

Nope, their kids play lacrosse because they aren’t good enough to compete in basketball and football.

Why on Earth would they riff off of Donald “totally inclusive, loves everyone” Trump’s MAGA slogan with this racist ad? I can’t for the life of me figure it out.