Oh, the guessing game! I love it. Well, I’m going to guess that you a teenage shit that will wake up one day to find out that your dad has killed himself (you’ll think it was your fault, it kind of was), and then your mom will remarry an abusive alcoholic, and all that money you thought was coming your way will…

Can’t we just let the poors die?

The Lasagna is better, and what they are known for.

The worst chain pizza, by far:

I’m not okay. I’m actually one of the eight people that died. Fuck you, HamNo!

I agree that allegedly is overused, but I’d say the biggest reason is that journalists are kinda stupid, not some mass conspiracy against women. A cherry-picked selection of headlines is not enough to convince me.

Interesting that most Republicans are not wildly rich, but they still want to let the rich fuck the rest of us in the ass.

mean, if you you get your car stolen, I’d think that was funny, too.

You gotta hydrate to avoid those October sunburns in Massachusetts.

I think Sanders is right about one thing. The White House is not divided on this.

At the same time, no one would trade the 62nd pick in 2018 for the 35th pick in 2022.

Nope. I think it was this guy:

Keep your mouths shut and enjoy your beans, or your betters will run off to... to where exactly?

Merton Hanks. That is all.

Also, just avoid going out with them. It’s not like you like them. Why are you regularly doing this to yourself?

The similarities only start with homosexuality.

Your average dipshit waiving a Confederate flag doesn’t know anything more about Robert E. Lee than that he was on the South’s side in the war. They might know that he was the general in charge of the Confederate army. They basically know absolutely nothing about the war, but will cry and moan about “erasing history.”

No, Ed, it’s an attack on you. And you deserve it, you piece of shit.

I don’t?

What are you talking about? That is exactly what the Confederacy was. Dude, read a book.