He is not a millionaire.

This is good news. What is also probably news to Donald Trump (and his deplorables) is that Puerto Ricans can vote in U.S. presidential elections.

Are you claiming that there is flopping in the NBA?

Are we 100.00% sure the guy in the Fletcher Cox jersey is not in fact Fletcher Cox?

Are you allowed to dislike corporate power without wanting the people running them to be shot and killed? Asking for a friend.

The fact that she is too stupid to understand the tax code (her words) makes it a lot easier for her to lie straight through her teeth about this plan. This was a memorized speech. She doesn’t even know what her words are supposed to mean. She probably has a gut feeling they are utter bullshit, but she is far too…

Bush was way more incompetent than evil. He was used by truly evil people, like Dick Cheney.  

Wait, the Red Sox lost a World Series game because a ball went through someone’s legs?

Guys, it’s not Trump’s fault that he is a fucking moron. Cut him some slack.

She is. Here is a picture of her 3 months from now:

Can someone please get Bill a cigarette, a fifth of whiskey, and a pistol?

Congrats, you found a way to offend fans of both South Carolina and Clemson in nine words. That’s impressive.

I think Jackson’s age has way more to do with her career decline than nipple-gate. Blame society.

Sure, if you read into my comment something completely different than anything I said, then it sure sounds bad.

Almost surely true, and nothing wrong with that. A smart 11-year-old at least understands what he is saying here. And a smart 11-year-old knows that a world full of shoot-first assholes is not helpful. This idiot woman answers this question terribly, especially in regard to the Vegas shooting. Allowing people with…

There has been so much talk surrounding consent. That is important. But I wonder if it might also be very important to teach young people about pleasure. For women, I think it is important because they should not be socialized into thinking that their pleasure doesn’t matter. For men, it is important because having an…

Maine is basically Alabama, but cold.

Orlando Brown, in 2000, became the first player to be suspended for more than one game for making contact with an official. Remember him? He got hit in the eye with a flag and shoved the referee to the ground. The suspension was lifted when his eye did not heal.

I would say one, and perhaps an additional fine. He already missed most of this game, and he didn’t hit the official, he just sorta push/grabbed him.

They are fighting over who gets to fuck Daisy.*