University of Alabama Law School must be so proud.

“I thought he was armed, even though he wasn’t, and why again was he going to do harm to me? Was it because I threatened to kill him?”

OK, maybe not the most important part of the story, but the choice to make James Harden’s number off limits, much less several years down the road, is mind boggling. Harden played all of three seasons in OKC, and earned 2nd-team All Rookie Team and 6th Man of the Year honors before leaving.

Try Wheel of Fortune.

Listened to it again and I just can’t give him the benefit of the doubt. The way he says “the right part of the world for part of that,” and his emphasis on “South Africa” don’t make sense if he was referring to Ghandi in South Africa.

This was my main takeaway from this. 1990s Trebek thinks Dark People = Same Place.

Trump would have lost because he would have passed the buck.

Shoot him in the balls. You’ll probably spend a lot of time in prison, but he won’t have balls anymore.

So if I’m a policy expert, do I take a job working for Donald Trump, you know, because of all the doors it will open?

Yes, everyone knows that real men just sit around claiming that people that do things that they don’t are not real men.

Tucker Carlson says you can’t hit anything that way. So he either believes the Las Vegas shooting was a hoax, or almost 600 people count as nothing. I wonder which one?

Just so everyone knows and can update their calendars, now is the time that it is okay to shamelessly politicize this tragedy.  

I think the term witch hunt really refers to a situation where you are doomed simply by being accused (a witch could only exonerate herself by drowning to death).

Woody Allen would seemingly benefit from doing everything possible to stay out of this controversy, one would think. It’s like when you hear about serial killers that go to the crime scene as a crowd forms.

I assume you’d also be reporting an insufferable hipster sighting in Tulsa?

5 guys is great at 2:00am. That’s it, though.

I am all for the rich getting their fair share of tax cuts that come, dollar for dollar, out of cuts to bullshit military spending.

I did, too, in 2000. And that was in the South.

You just know they are the house that hands out bible versus instead of candy.