Opening his eyes while he is swinging would be a good start.

All of them. What are you, 85 years old? Buy your shit online.

As a man who regularly gives awesome (terrible) opinions and explanations to whomever is within earshot whenever I feel like it, I can give you this one piece of advice: if you ever actually use the term “mansplaining” in a non-sarcastic manner, you might as well just bang your head against a wall. It’ll do just as…

If you really want to up the diversity and improve late night, replace Jimmy Fallon with an antique grandfather clock swinging in a hammock.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barack Obama all had eight years of experience as president of the United States. Did any Fortune 500 company ever try to make one of them CEO?

That’s why it is a conspiracy, and not a conspiracy theory.

Baker is cooked.

I don’t think Ditka knows anything, so this all checks out.

But you are obviously biased in this discussion.

This is the correct take, and I’m not a Detroit fan.

Forget LeBron. Who has said Rickey’s name the most times since Rickey Henderson was born?

You just reach back and tag the kid as he walks by no matter what. If the kid didn’t actually choose you, so what? I’m not risking having to stand up and run.

Yes, I cover that in my post, but there was also this:

Yes, this is true. This is really just fallout from ESPN’s boneheaded decision to admonish her for telling the truth about Trump. Because now Trump and right wingers are just lumping the two things together and saying she is being punished for both. They were in a no-win situation here. But they put themselves in it.

Were they required by contract to pimp their corporate sponsor by naming their fucking mascot after him? If they got some extra cash for doing so, then I applaud their capitalist ingenuity.

As a (somewhat) rich white person, I’m still scared of Trump. I don’t want to get nuked.

Are Hollywood men supposed to publicly rebuke any person that they’ve heard nasty rumors about? Sure, maybe some of these people are complicit, but you are just speculating wildly at this point without any evidence.

No it didn’t. Those fucking racist retards were voting for Trump anyway. Calling them what they are is important. Don’t let other people think they are worthy human beings, which they aren’t.

So when ICE is sued for wrongful imprisonment, I wonder if this letter will be introduced in court?

Child playing it on an instrument is always the best: