What a FUcking moron.

You mean Flounder?

Apparently close to 600 people are “nothing” to Tucker Carlson. What a fuckface.

I’ve always assumed that it wasn’t even meat.

Yeah, the salsa bars at fast casual mexican places are basically a buffet for the homeless.

I’m glad you understand.

Think of how much better it would have been if Tom Jackson just said “shut up with that stupid nonsense, honky.”

Only simpletons complain about baseball being too slow.

Was the Klansman a Millennial? You know how Millennials are about labels.

And then he doesn’t even realize afterwards. Is he high on PCP?

Mole looks like liquid shit and doesn’t taste much better. Someone had to say it.

The Japanese teams are actually only allowed to have two (I think two) non-Japan born players on their team.

Three were also St. Louis Cardinals.

Until 2012, players could sign major league deals if they were drafted. Strasburg actually got a way better deal than anyone that came after him, with around $22 million in guaranteed money. Harper got about $12 million in 2010, and then they shut that down and went to the slot amounts in 2012 with only minor league…

It’s like the Gestapo if they were also incompetent morons.

Also of note, OJ will resume his search for the real killer.

Important note: the Tigers won the game.

His service time is just over 8 years, so he’d need to play two more seasons to get there. He’d likely be looking at a minor league deal with ST invite coming off a -0.4 bWAR season.

Yeah, but if we are pretending to take part in this ridiculous thought experiment, we can just pretend that this happens instantaneously without any warning. Why not? It’s already ridiculous.