The use of the adverb “gingerly” is masterful
Dear Penthouse,
I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should do what he should’ve done before he announced his 2020 candidacy (his 2016 run was fine—and necessary): Step aside for Warren, and be the elder statesman he’s earned the right to be.
Not everyone needs to be President. Shit, President isn’t even the strongest office in…
They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid
The floodgates opened up after that.
“He plays extremely quick and doesn’t grunt after every single stroke. makes for a much more enjoyable viewing experience.”
Interesting read, but I don’t know if after a life of skiing you’re in the best position either from a bias standpoint or from an experience standpoint to say whether or not banning skiing makes the experience better for snowboarders. Plus, come ride in New England where our snow quality ranges from “ok” to “skating…
A few rules to follow.
Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:
Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.
Sucks for his secretary putting together all those binders.
What you just described is the standard way two people split powdered drugs. One person makes the lines, the other picks.
“That means someone here is barefoot!” - Rex Ryan
Not a dad yet but my father’s favorite, when my brother and I were fighting over some last piece of food:
I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.
This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.
Do you get a bonus for how many Dead Letters you provoke or do you just dig chumming the dark waters?
This is a killer comment.
Wasn’t expecting you to invoke the name of Achilles - what a heel turn.