Subaru owner linked Choi’s video in his gofundme to help repair/replacement costs. Choi had them take it down.

I heard a deafening iPhone camera click. What is the most reasonable explanation? Can I still be friends with him?

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Trump knows plenty of things:

Deadspin Headline:

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

My thoughts too.....The ink is still wet on the “Good Luck” card for fucks sake.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.

What do I win?

Last guy could have named his cat Kitty Purry, and if nothing else, he would have dominated the star count at Jezebel’s “Saturday Night Social” thread.

Patriots fan here. I was on a trip to San Diego after the 28-3 game, and while killing time at a bar, half-listened to three guys at the end of the bar chatting about everything. I surmised one guy was a local, and the others were definitely New Englanders. The chat go onto sports and 28-3, and the two New England…

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

“well read or educated.”

See, all these idiots thought they transcended the color of their skin.

Is that headline an Epstein quote?

“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

The astronauts couldn’t have gone to the moon because their measles inoculations made them autistic. Also, the rocket wouldn’t have survived passing through the chemtrails or launching into space from a flat earth. Neil Armstrong did actually want to leave Earth, because a few years earlier he had shot JFK from the…