What if the federal government added a tax to each share traded on the NYSE every day? Let’s say it was a penny tax ($0.01) on each and every share, every day, regardless if the share is bought or sold. Today, AAPL opened at $208.46; if I bought a share with the taxa added, the price would be $208.47. That penny goes…

Skeletor: “What’s your ethnicity?”

snowboarding > skiing

Drew, this unrepentant asshole from Quinzee would like to say, “Welcome back.”

“Oh, men. MEN. Today I went to buy a television and those goddamn Best Buy stores are a modern miracle. They must have had three dozen big screen fuckers on one wall alone. So you know what I did? I BOUGHT ‘EM ALL! I bought ‘em all, took them home, and then I beamed a photo of my dick to EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! It…

“Brady is a legit MVP candidate; the Patriots are 13-3 and are clearly the best team in the NFL; they are heavy favorites to win the Super Bowl. Every team wishes it had the Patriots’ problems.” - This is all that matters. Winning is all that matters. The Patriots have the GOAT QB and HC. 5 Superbowl wins in 7…

“Cycling. Like wrestling, cycling is a sport that becomes a lifestyle for its participants: a deeply annoying lifestyle, complete with dumb hats and a Cannondale frame stand sitting in the middle of your TV room. Oh, are you a cyclist? I never would have guessed from the racing singlets you have hung up on the wall.”