so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

...think there’s only one way out of this disgrace for you.

Neither. I hit Answer, hold the phone squarely in front of my face and start yelling at whoever had the temerity or bad judgment to try and reach me by phone.

I’m just going to assume that was a typo on his part. Unless he published a thesaurus.

Samer and the Deadspins is the lamest band name ever.

Pedestrians are never in danger of injuring themselves while walking around, 

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Don’t leave us hanging! 

I don’t understand why he didn’t wait until June 9th to announce this.

my favorite part about when the patriots winning the super bowl is how it melts everyone’s brains

Everyone seems to be missing an even greater issue with the Patriots winning last night; the Rams losing brought the people of St. Louis immense joy. Unforgivable