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It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

What a fucking strange thing to complain about. Always has to be something.

Courthouse wedding. His parents and step mom, and my mom and brother. We went out for dinner afterwards.

Oh, if only. I would have loved to not invite my abusive father and manipulative step-mother (that’s my mom’s wife, not my dad’s). They’re both shockingly cruel and narcissistic (my mom has a type, I guess) and, as expected, both caused undue stress and drama at the wedding (including getting into a screaming match in

I agree wholeheartedly. I have cut toxic parents from my life and it’s been very good for me.

That’s a sales pitch now. “Other rehabs try to pull you from your life, but here at Social Media Resources we recognize your need for ‘connectivity’”

right like i wish i could do this with my email

This is the kind of reporting that you guys used to do that makes Deadspin unique, cutting edge, and different (“better”) from most mainstream media outlets. Good to see you getting back to it. Nice job.

Jesus, what a fucking scumbag.

You do have a translator’s help. What she said was “On est plus prompt à poursuivre ceux qui dénoncent les comportements illégaux des fondamentalistes qu’à poursuivre les fondamentalistes qui ont des comportements illégaux.”

No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.

I have a family member who has persistent dry eye and what she describes as “pressure pain” after her LASIK surgery back in 2009. The problems started happening only a couple months after she got the surgery.

With all the Nicole Arbour debate (Dear Fat People video), I feel like it’s like embarrassing that she would call herself a comedian, when someone like Amy Schumer exists. She works so hard on that show, and she’s putting real issues on great comedy sketches, and just basically doing work that matters to both comedy

There it is.