I’m pushing 65, and just yesterday my sister and I were having this conversation where we were saying we wished we’d told a lot more people to fuck off.

I think an Amazon warrior woman credibly speculating about beating up a serial woman-beater is like one of the best feuds ever.

Wow. This is excellent work as always. Please stay with it as the scope of everything is incredibly large, but fascinating.

I was travelling in North Africa with my husband who is from there. We were coming down from a snowy mountain, and passed some cafés so I said, “Hey let’s stop and get a coffee” and he was like “Ummmm no. These are men’s cafés” And I was like wait a tick, you’re telling me I WANT a coffee... I have MONEY to buy a…

Maybe not, but he started typing that tweet in August.

You missed the best part!

She’s really very beautiful without all that make up.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

I was typing quickly on my phone but I’m also Dyslexic so sorry but not. I’m the first person to go to college in my family, put myself through school and have 2 degrees and whatnot, I would like to say that is my talent.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

Zero Cool did the Cyber Dust for a couple years until he Acid Burned and crashed his Gibson.

I did cyber dust once, and it made me think I was a flying toaster. Don’t do cyber dust, kids!

“due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint,”

I 💙 Clooney. Met him years ago when ER was starting and bumped into him a couple more times through the years. Super nice guy. He is what he seems to be.

Just for clarity for people who don’t follow tennis: What Serena is trying to do is win the four major championships (Australian, French, Wimbledon and US Opens) in a calendar year. The “Serena slam” title is because she’s won all four in a row but over two calendar years. She’s won all the major titles many times…

I was so conflicted during this match. Serena has my utmost respect and I want her to get to 22 majors. Venus has my sympathy because she’s been struggling with a rare and strange chronic illness.

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.