He wants Tim Tebow over a four-time Super Bowl champion.

Cringeworthy, but now I kind of want to see surfing raptors.

I originally had fake names in there as a joke, but then I took them out because I thought “nah, this is stupid enough.”

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

My Old School. Steely Dan. 1973! I've been up to my ass in unpacking. Haven't posted but really enjoyed some Hendrix and SRV posts. You guys are holding me up! Took the kid to tour Texas A&M today. That is one squared away school. She toured Texas State last week but found it a bit too populated by hippies. Your kids,…

I get that he looks like a grumpy gramps here, but he's not wrong.

The irony is that one of my last names is Shepherd....

Whatever, I’d totally watch this. 1) I used to live across the street from John Legend and he was THE nicest dude, me and my friend always ran into him when we were studying at the coffee shop on the corner of our block, and he knew we were in law school and would stop to ask us how studying was going. 2) People give…

Also, protip: If your friend is going to study abroad, don’t keep reminding him/her about how dangerous it is, it’s mean and you sound like a racist.

Yes. She is trying to coax a cloud into a bottle, so she can teach it the meaning of freedom.

He could post literal gibberish and I would still climb him like a tree.

This is the kind of thing that makes the left side of your brain turn to the right side of your brain and say, “It’s dark in here, and we may die.”