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This is my ghost story, but it isn’t creepy, it’s actually mostly awesome.

My uncle wasn’t even phased by it. His reaction was basically simple annoyance that he’d been pulled away from his important cases over some dumb trees and a few hacked up deer. If I’d been there, I would have burst into tears and pooped myself simultaneously.

My mother has a story similar to the Craigslist one. She got a phone call from someone who claimed to be doing a survey. I remember her getting the call—I was around 7 or 8 at the time, and my sister was 5 or 6. She started talking to this person, answering questions. But as she was talking to him, she got more and

And the second one:

#DeathGoals

The Pitcher Who Couldn't Lose

Bronson Arroyo was in some small town near Los Angeles, the name of which he doesn’t remember, and he was thinking

My kids mishear lyrics and turn songs into Kidz Bop fodder all the time, and I LOVE IT.

Eons ago, I knew a three year old who would warble “Welax, don’t do it, when you wanna comb.”

the way he is sitting in his chair is like how i sit in a chair when i’m really drunk and watching my football team lose

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.

i was living in canada when this was a hit back in uni. lots of play.

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

Also being that I’m a labor lawyer I happen to know a thing or two about this subject. From http://employment-law.freeadvice.com/employment-law… “The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) requires that an employer give reasonable accommodation to an employee who can demonstrate that they are substantially limited in a

Don’t be a dick.

That’s a grade-A coup-de-grace by Jones there. “Motherfucker, we’re doing THE SAME THING right now.”

I did a quick google news check and no one is really talking about this. Kudos to Deadspin in getting it out there. Keep going!

I think that one of the main reasons these jokes are considered acceptable is the way it was framed by the media - as a Barnes vs. Fisher battle . Two rich men acting like High Schoolers over a girl is funny. However, that framing eliminates Gloria from the story. By doing so, it eliminates the real terror that must