tizzy in a tizzy
tizzyinatizzy
10/30/15
8:10 PM
102

My uncle wasn’t even phased by it. His reaction was basically simple annoyance that he’d been pulled away from his important cases over some dumb trees and a few hacked up deer. If I’d been there, I would have burst into tears and pooped myself simultaneously.

10/30/15
7:20 PM
54

My mother has a story similar to the Craigslist one. She got a phone call from someone who claimed to be doing a survey. I remember her getting the call—I was around 7 or 8 at the time, and my sister was 5 or 6. She started talking to this person, answering questions. But as she was talking to him, she got more and Read more

10/21/15
2:09 PM
26

Eons ago, I knew a three year old who would warble “Welax, don’t do it, when you wanna comb.”

10/15/15
5:34 PM
155

the way he is sitting in his chair is like how i sit in a chair when i’m really drunk and watching my football team lose Read more

10/15/15
11:37 AM
178

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.

10/13/15
1:53 PM
610

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.