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I’m heartbroken, too.

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

A few things:

Remember, a woman’s role in the reproductive process is to incubate a small human (which gains a soul immediately upon the sperm meeting the egg), and must be cherished and protected and saved from herself should she decide that she does not wish to use her body to incubate another human being.

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

I would literally fucking cut off my toes Cinderella’s step sisters style to fucking wear these shoes

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

Please tell me they at least made the reviews sound like something Stefan would write. It seems like a waste to just make a regular review.

Also, “Nazi Pinterest” sounds like the premise for a great comedy skit.

I am 6 months up the stick and I have to say that I have never felt more unattractive then I do right now. This may be due to the fact that I am retaining more water than the Hoover Dam and I am also “Ugly Pregnant”. Ugly Pregnant means that I don’t have that cute little bump and I ain’t glowing for shit; I just look

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass

I’m shocked when this happens in a regular news story (not prompted by a racially motivated terrorist attack) but this? Don’t you have anyone in your office looking at shit going “eh, that’s gonna look bad, lets pump up the diversity on this one”. And it’s not just NBC, it’s all over the place, like idiots who fill

The Front Page of the Courier-Post:

I feel like I just read an article from the Onion.

I just want news stories with people being nice to each other. I'm slowly becoming my grandmother