“due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint,”

I 💙 Clooney. Met him years ago when ER was starting and bumped into him a couple more times through the years. Super nice guy. He is what he seems to be.

Just for clarity for people who don’t follow tennis: What Serena is trying to do is win the four major championships (Australian, French, Wimbledon and US Opens) in a calendar year. The “Serena slam” title is because she’s won all four in a row but over two calendar years. She’s won all the major titles many times…

I was so conflicted during this match. Serena has my utmost respect and I want her to get to 22 majors. Venus has my sympathy because she’s been struggling with a rare and strange chronic illness.

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

He wants Tim Tebow over a four-time Super Bowl champion.

Cringeworthy, but now I kind of want to see surfing raptors.

I originally had fake names in there as a joke, but then I took them out because I thought “nah, this is stupid enough.”

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

My Old School. Steely Dan. 1973! I've been up to my ass in unpacking. Haven't posted but really enjoyed some Hendrix and SRV posts. You guys are holding me up! Took the kid to tour Texas A&M today. That is one squared away school. She toured Texas State last week but found it a bit too populated by hippies. Your kids,…

If you doubleclick on the broken image you actually get to see it. I’m trying to fix this, but that mainly consists of me screaming profanities at my laptop.

I get that he looks like a grumpy gramps here, but he's not wrong.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.