Also, protip: If your friend is going to study abroad, don’t keep reminding him/her about how dangerous it is, it’s mean and you sound like a racist.

Yes. She is trying to coax a cloud into a bottle, so she can teach it the meaning of freedom.

He could post literal gibberish and I would still climb him like a tree.

I want to be mad. But it’s just too funny to imagine them all sitting around a table talking about suffragette movements and then saying “hmmm, yes, yes this is great. Love everything about it. Perfect. It just needs about 100% more gore and roughly 99.9% less women’s rights.”

This is the kind of thing that makes the left side of your brain turn to the right side of your brain and say, “It’s dark in here, and we may die.”

I’m heartbroken, too.

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

Funny how you can tell which posters are against douchebags flying their toys near where adults are working and which are those very same douchebags.

A few things:

Remember, a woman’s role in the reproductive process is to incubate a small human (which gains a soul immediately upon the sperm meeting the egg), and must be cherished and protected and saved from herself should she decide that she does not wish to use her body to incubate another human being.

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

I would literally fucking cut off my toes Cinderella’s step sisters style to fucking wear these shoes

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

Please tell me they at least made the reviews sound like something Stefan would write. It seems like a waste to just make a regular review.