Right? These Degrassi “Johnny Come Latelys” make me roll my eyes.

And how’s that rape kit backlog going?

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I feel bad for Kirstie. Given the ridiculous amount of scrutiny she’s been given for DECADES over her body, I don’t blame her for being a bit neurotic. It’s as if she’s finding something negative to say about herself off the bat to deflect any additional criticism.

Joe Versus the Volcano. It’s the flibbertigibbet character!

Well yeah, sure, the author should just become a shut-in until her kid turns 18 then I guess.

“Then his brain-OS crashes and he stands frozen, arms dangling uselessly, while he reboots.”

Cmon, that shit had to be staged for maximum hilarity. NOBODY is that fucking retarded.

MMFR will affect the industry, I believe. The thing about it is its divergence from the order of the day. In being not like the others, it is very similar to Star Wars, not in size but certainly in sentiment. One of the things about George Lucas’ troubled little film (a million thanks, Alan Ladd, Jr.!) which isn’t…

Wait, wait, wait ...

I vote we wait until we can get printers to work reliably and work up from there.

“Eventually, fully autonomous cars won’t let this sort of thing happen.”

And here I’ve been washing with cold for years out of pure laziness for not wanting to separate my laundry.

There’s quite a bit of elision and misinformation presented here. I truly don’t have the energy to dig into all of it, but let’s take on the scare-quoted oxybenzone and Vitamin A, for example. Retinyl palmitate, the natural form of Vitamin A that is used in sunscreens, has been proven safe by multiple rigorous,…

I legit am crying at my desk rn.

OMG PEOPLE GOT NEW JOBS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS! ESCANDALO!

I don’t care that TMZ gets stuff wrong, which they frequently do. What makes me mad is that they NEVER own up to their errors. Never a disclaimer, never an update, never an acknowledgement that a mistake was made. They just delete it and move on.

“how am i supposed to eat my french fries?”