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I have had so many terrible biscuits! but you have to cut Maron some slack, for an alcoholic in the morning any kind of carb tastes like God's own ejaculate.

Women carry babies differently though. I know some women who said they barely felt their pregnancies at all and never got sick.

Backhand compliment much?

...has a killer writing staff.

Awww, snap! Take that successful female comedienne!

Christ this woman has been killing it lately with these bits. I love watching her rise: it just keeps getting better.

Now several young brides from Kilkenny

I did a project on her mother Katharine Houghton Hepburn for work, and both Katharines were the bomb. The actress had some wonderful quotations about her mother and her work and being around all these women as she grew up. My favorite is: “Mother and her friends were all very advanced. It never really occurred to me

The side effects are a motherfucker but it’s worth it! If you’re curious about what exactly I take, it’s posted downthread.

I BURST into tears reading this. Oh, god, you are not alone.

I disagree primarily because of two words:

Is the pun intentional? Because I looooooove it!

SHE is gorgeous, but this dress is glitter vomit.

Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

My Dad re-upped the subscription to CR and National Geographic for my mom until 2022 before he died in 2012. This and the childlock code on FoxNews are my favorite of his weird Dadly behaviors.

Did someone say Eleganza? I guess the men weren’t macho enough to wear these....

Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(

+1 Daniel. Well done.