He is actually a Trump supporter. No, not kidding.

but given that every word in England is a euphemism for something, I’m sure “walker’s” has some kind of bizarre connotation.

But after seeing some else’s photoshop, I keep reading “Walkers” as “Wankers.” So they really didn’t think that through...

“Also, Donald Trump totally won the popular vote, Bush did 9/11, and Fyre Festival was a huge success.”

Someone call Russ and tell him his teammates been captured. Problem solved. And the only downside is the complete destruction of everything between Oklahoma City and Romania.

Also does anyone know if he likes Adams or Kanter more? Maybe trick him by saying the big fun foreigner with the old west mustache got…

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

The State Attorney’s Office continued, “even if we were to obtain a conviction on all the charges, it is unlikely that the Jugde would sentence Mr. Brantley to any significant jail time based upon his current employment status. While Florida has some of the most overcrowded and hostile prisons in the nation, nothing…

He’s never been IN the black either.

I am kind of amazed that the overtime stuff wasn’t a point of contention in the election. I don’t usually get on the “shit all over the Democrats” bandwagon because there are other people I want to shit on more, but I felt like that was a real lost opportunity.

Honestly surprised this hasn’t caught on as FOOTBAW culture in the South. Seems perfect to start drinking at 5am.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Wenger has them right where he wants them... the fans, I mean. That way when Arsenal backdoor into the Top 4 and squeak out an FA Cup win despite being outplayed (I’m thinking a Kocielny acrobatic side volley off a corner to win it), he can tell them it’s like winning two trophies. Then he’ll do that awkward double…

We spend all these years fighting African Pirates, and now we’re supposed to celebrate them?

3 losses x 2 losses = 6

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“THIS JOE EMBIID, I CALL HIM THE LIBERTY BELL BECAUSE HE’S LARGE, IMMOBILE AND HAS A CRACKED BASE!”
-Jon Gruden

It would be exponentially funnier if there were a team from the Championship also playing Champions League. The never before seen relegation/UCL double.

I always wondered how Tevez thrived playing alongside Rooney considering that neither one of them speaks English.

Or a handful of trail mix!

Or a handful of trail mix!