Is what happened to Tiffany Thompson six times worse than what happened to Molly Brown? Three times as bad as what happened to Janay Rice? There is no way to escape the message sent here to victims.

Philly fans really mellowed out after the Phillies won in ‘08.

it’s actually true that small Balkan counties hate Eagles fans, during the Serbian-Croatian war the two sides would engage in a cease-fire and join forces to beat the shit out of any dickhead they saw walking around wearing an Eagles jersey.

I’m with you on that one. Philly fans really mellowed out after the Phillies won in ‘08. Not to mention that I went to a Phillies game in 2006 and was heckling Roger Clemens while he warmed up and called him a “fucking sellout and a cheater” and a Phillies fan told me, “watch your mouth and show some respect! There…

In 2009, I went to a Bills game where Terrell Owens scored their only touchdown on an end around in the first quarter before being outscored 31-3 against a Houston Texans team led by Matt Schaub. I was wearing a Paul Pozluzney jersey. I have not been back to Ralph Wilson Stadium.

Incidentally, last October/November,…

I respect that Lane Kiffin doesn’t take himself seriously, unlike many universities.

Sorry brother. I guess that was the joke that went right over my head. Day drinking, hard as it is to believe, does have a few drawbacks.

Sure, but how many will be Jets’ touchdowns?

My goodness. The Jets are so bad at QB right now that the 2009 draft trade to get Sanchez now doesn’t look so bad. It’s like the George W. Bush presidency compared to the current one.

The *shortest* drive in PGA history, meanwhile, was Tiger Woods in November 2009.

If you think Connor Barwin is still capable of getting 11 sacks you did not watch a single Eagles game. Apparently neither did the Rams. Don’t get me wrong, I liked him, he was great for the city, and it was cool seeing him at rock concerts, but the man cannot play football anymore. Furthermore, thank you so much for…

You’ll fit right in here on the staff of Deadspin!

It’s really just mostly cut-and-paste from fangraphs.

I know this post is not serious, but here’s a little background.

When you apply for a visa, you take an appointment at the US embassy, you fill forms, read long contracts, give your finger prints, signature, photos, sometime even social media account passwords and go through an interview.

Careful, logical and reasoned discussion is a slippery slope in certain parts of the net. Coming in with facts paints a big red target on your back.

When he throws it back to the studio, will he use his classic phrase, “Jac off”?

A lot of people hate the “E-A-G-L-E-S” chants. People who hear it at Phillies games think it’s disrespectful to the team and to baseball fans.

Dancing on the base paths?!? She’ll have no one to blame but herself when Chris Sale throws a fastball at her head next time she’s at the plate. 

Better late den never.