14. Late bloomer, I suppose.

Why the fuck would you ask such a rhetorical question? Of course we are, and the Pats will win another Super Bowl and we’ll all feel empty inside.

BeIn Sport has the Championship.

More like New York Jeb! Bulls.

No in-game commercials after Incognito falls on his dumb racist ass and can’t get up!

That is also something that differs by state. 18 and 15 is not illegal in many states, but not all. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States

This is very thorough and deserving of its own article in this series. Have you considered freelancing?

There’s a fun sport called cricket that’s popular in England, South Africa, Pakistan, India, Australia, etc. that you might enjoy. You can’t fall over the boundary and occasionally get batshit insane plays like this:

*lucked into two Super Bowl rings. By law, he has to give David Tyree 10% of all future wages.

My favorite part is that this is exactly how the Supreme Court and 6-year Senate terms are supposed to work. You (a) don’t have to answer to anyone and (b) don’t have to answer to anyone for 6 years.

I’d say this is wildly false. Missanelli is a total clown but the Flyers have been and always will be wildly more popular than the Sixers

They are the 4th most popular professional sports team in the city and have been for 50 years. Any reason to get people in the door is success.

Trump would be in favor because they’re both hot and not Mexican.

I assume Sydney has a similar trade ready in the works from KC to Orlando in the NWSL.

I have a pink line on my screen that covered up the “b” in beat.

Twellman more or less said Villalba wouldn’t have taken this shot if he had actually had a good game and this was his way of saying fuck it. It was entirely accurate, this game was a slog to watch with one payoff moment. Also the Orlando fans chanting “WE CAN’T FUCKING HEAR YOU” right before this was sweet, sweet…

COOOOOOLDDDDD BLOOOOOOOODED.

I work in a “regulated” industry which is code for the fact that all videos (i.e. YouTube), streaming websites (i.e. Spotify), and external email clients are blocked at work. I couldn’t give a shit what your video has in it, I’m not wasting my phone battery to watch it. Give me more horrible takes by the staff members…

It was Colonel Sanders, with the Fried Chicken, in the Kitchen. Do I win this game of Clue?

Seems like Jeffrey Vitter wants to draw attention away from the fact that his brother also solicited an escort. Seems like “My name is JEEEEEFFFFFFF” Vitter might be in the pocket of BIG PROSTITUTE.