Holy shit, I’ve been living in St. Louis for over 20 years and never realized that all of the food we had here was shitty. Thanks Mike Piazza for completely dismissing an entire city for arbitrary reasons!

Mike Pence doesn’t care about Michael Sam either goddamn it. He doesn’t care so much about it that he wonders why you even brought it up.

C’mon, it’s 2017. Aren’t we beyond obsessing over Piazza’s possible love of cured meats?

Yeah, Yamasaki let Browne eat a 5-8 shots he shouldn’t have.

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS.

This is why I only buy cage-free, free range furniture.

“Brown added he’d be willing to flip burgers or pump gas for a living if his wage was commensurate with his former NFL salary”. 

Zlatan exists beyond the petty human concept of age. Zlatan is, has been and will be.

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

I’ve watched this dunk about 30-40 times today, no joke, and all I can keep thinking is, “Grayson Allen is really going to love tripping this kid.”

No snark. In a year-long period where we’ve publicly fawned over sports figures (Mort, Sager, etc) battling cancer, I’m in total awe of someone like Andrews has had to deal with cancer AND an overly public trial with quiet grace and dignity. She’s someone everyone should admire and respect, for so many reasons

What an odd headline, Lindsey. Belichcick is always accused of being arrogant but the first thing he says when they win the game is “We have a great group of players.” He even appeared, dare I say it, emotional.

Good sports trolling is Good

+1 basement desktop

Los Angeles is still spending the profits from the ‘84 games.

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

And I started binge watching Game of Thrones because it was 14-0 and I didn’t want to watch another snoozefest. Oops!

This was such a good game, and I have no chickens in this fight, but that was pass interference. It was a great game though. The entire time I just kept thinking to myself, “Wow. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Classic Madden strategy.

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.