Can you guys cover cricket a bit more?

They help fulfill artists’ contractual obligations.

This is actually helpful insight. Now I’ll only give the young people on them weird looks.

Are the psychopaths who drive those three-wheeled things on the road motorcycle enthusiasts or are they just large adults on motorized backwards tricycles?

Build the wall!

People are saying the area around the White House is a real no-go zone, lots of violence. It’s like a third world country. At least that’s what people are saying.

One of the last times we got serious gun legislation was when someone shot at Ronald Reagan and hit Jim Brady.

Now they have to pay for the wall. That’s how this works, right?

I’m sorry, she can’t hear you over the sound of €2.1 million jangling around in her piggy bank.

Satire is generally accepted as fair use. i.e. ESPN 8 the Ocho in Dodgeball, Da Bears on SNL, etc.

Emma, I believe the FTC wants influencers to disclose when they’re being paid to promote a brand, even when it’s Rex Ryan saying “I work for Jimmy Buffett now, here’s $5 and a Bud Light STRAWBERITA to write a story.”

Believe he was arrested at 3am, but it takes a while to get actually booked, hence the 7am.

“Yeah, I was passing by the park the other day and the lady was giving the man a walker behind the bush on the walking trail”

This is definitely not the answer.

It appears no one has answered you. The term “Lays” is common British slang for having sex, so that’s why they use the way less offensive “Walkers.”

“Also, Donald Trump totally won the popular vote, Bush did 9/11, and Fyre Festival was a huge success.”

Great read, Laura. Thanks to Tony for having the guts to speak out about it. I had no idea it was something men could experience. Hopefully this will help me out if I ever find myself in that position.

I voted yesterday, and I had the option of signing or leaving my “mark”

Who’s gonna play Jabba the Hut in the Star Wars spinoffs?

“Dismissed battery? Sounds like a low energy loser to me. Doesn’t he know your body has a finite amount of energy?”